Mischief managed

 **I am very random this morning, I'll try in editing to make sense of what comes out today, but no promises.**


Hee hee hee..this morning I found and watched a short film by a band I love. Not a big deal, except I forgot what time it was and played it pretty loud, as the soundtrack was bomb. I was just about to start watching it again, when I looked at the time. O.o!! Naughty!! Loud music at 6:30 am!! I am surprised to report that the douchelord upstairs didn't make a peep..if you want to check out the film I think I linked it on my facebook this morning too. Best if played loud, it's NSFW at all, although the accents make it hard to tell.

I wish I had an accent.


So last weekend, hubs and I got bikes. Hooray!! Bikes!! I am totally excited to start riding again, and can't wait to be outside with the wind in my hair. Just as soon as my period goes away and I stop feeling like I got punched in the vagine. Seriously, this shit hurts. I'll post pictures of our hot new rides later on. And the dorky safety helmets too. I think I want a full face motorcycle helmet instead..that would be much cooler.

I just hit my mouse, and because of the super slippery bottom surface, it just went flying off my desk. Awesome. Spent a few seconds trying to figure out how to get it out from under there...maybe I should make coffee this morning. Nah.


Yes, coffee is the best idea ever.

Hmmm, let's see, what else? Oh, my crazy reached new levels when I started reading "The Vigilant Citizen"..
here's a link.  http://vigilantcitizen.com/  you'll see what I mean if you check it out. I wish I could say I disagree with what he's writing, but I am having a hard time not resorting to name calling.


Not too many chores to do today, I'll clean the house, make some phone calls and hopefully take the bike out if it's not raining. Even though it'll hurt, health is more important, as is a smaller ass.
And I'll write more too. But for now, coffee. Here's a picture to cheer you up on a dreary day.

Helloooo Nurse

Greetings all. I thought after the fire of yesterday,I might switch it up a little and share some of the things that relax me and help me from going on murderous rampages on a daily basis. I'll be adding links when I can, so you can all experience the joy. Let's start with music...ahh the sweet sounds of Lilly Allen, or my personal bassy favorite..DBMK. Here's a link to their soundcloud page..good stuff here!
http://soundcloud.com/discoballmurderkit

DBMK is two friends of mine, ed:e armand and Jack McDevitt. They run on steak, pono and pure awesome. If you like parties, check them out in either Providence RI or Boston, where they appear regularly at both Rise and Therapy. You can check them out on Facebook too..
Another great music site is http://8tracks.com/ . It's a streaming radio site where you can upload mixes of your favorite songs to make your own playlist, or enjoy the work of others, all neatly organized and labeled.


Music is great, but sometimes you need a good laugh, that's probably why I check out http://www.fmylife.com/ on a daily basis. Just when you thought you had it bad..
"Today, I got turned down from a job I really wanted. Six hours later, the guy called me again and delivered the same news, not realizing he had already called this morning. Thanks for rubbing it in. FML"

LMAO!!!!
And for those of us who are, or have been in the service industry, there's http://notalwaysright.com/
It's perfect. The stories are hilarious, and you know you've seen or been through some, most or all of the silliness that is working with these people.

Oh yes, before I forget.. for all my Western MA peeps, there's actually a webcomic set in Noho that's pretty excellent. It's http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1 and it's been running 5 days a week since 2003. When I was in Cali, it helped with the homesickness.. and it's really quite funny. Not for kids, of course. The best stuff never is though.
   (As an aside, I just looked out my window, and if the weather channel wants to be right today, it has to stop snowing RIGHT NOW. I mean, like immediately. Jeeze people, enough already!!)
  Well, I think, since it's snowing like a bastard, I'm going to go work out.. now the question is, do I play music or not ? Hmmmmmm after yesterday, I'm thinking yes. And I feel like disco. So suck it douchknocker...hope you like the Doobie Brothers.

WAR!!!!

Oh boy..my first rant of the new year! I am so excited to share this with you all!!!! Check it..it's well after 9 on a Monday morning..I'm working out with music on. Not too loud, our stereo goes to 30, and I had it set at maybe 14. Less than half goddammit. Suddenly, there's this pounding coming from my ceiling..like a three year old temper tantrum. Loud and repetitive. For a while. So I shut off my music, stop my workout and go upstairs to see what the issue is. Hooray for meeting new neighbors...except when they are douchey cave dwellers who walk like elephants. All the time. Now, I'm a very down to earth person, and I think my gesture of going upstairs to apologize proves that. But this asshat didn't accept my apology, and instead scolded me..ME about what time it was. Uhhh excuse me fuckstick, I've been up since 5 am, and I WAITED until a reasonable hour to even make any noise. AT ALL. Now, I don't want to be rude (too late, apparently! haha) but for reals..if this guy wants rude downstairs neighbors..I can play that role. I'd be good at it too. The only thing stopping me right now it the fact that a baby lives across the hall, and it doesn't make much noise, and I'm sure that my super bassy whomping music (DBMK anyone?) would disturb it's little nap time. I don't like people as a rule, and this just confirms my suspicion that most other humans suck massive amounts of donkey dick for pay. If the upstairs douche wanted to talk about when would be appropriate to play loudish music, I'd be down for that...or at least I would have been before this morning. I do believes that this means war..and I've got a lot of weapons in my arsenal. My only concession will be to tell the nice landlady about what's going on before I start..but she's awesome (example: when you don't move your car so the parking lot can be plowed, your car gets towed....to the other side of the complex. AWESOME!! And something I would do..) and I think she'll understand where I'm coming from..muahahahahah